She’s back! At a Goodwill on Palm Beach Island, no less.
18 June 2013
That was fast and stupid and gross.
17 June 2013
It’s hard for me to not look sexy while eating popsicles.#Blessing#Curse
“WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer”
Good thing I don’t live in California.
16 June 2013
Happy Father’s Day
Motherfuckers
But I don’t want the look.
His dad is more embarrassing than all the Oscars he’ll never win.
, or: My life summed up in a how-to.
15 June 2013
We got a puppy. For the sacrifice.
No, this is suffocation.
