Step 1: Divorce Brad Pitt Step 2: Don’t star in a decent movie/TV show in years forever Step 3: Put on a bikini.
Glenn Close? Who’s he?
Bleh. James Franco is way less than half the man Cindy Sherman is.
Wonder if the edit made this more or less depressing than the original.
I don’t usually get political with my posts.
Cats having a vagina and?
I’m not even 26 years old, and I love how the structure for this sentence.
Goatse inspired, Starbucks approved.