I love local law office commercials when they spring for original jingles, because they’re never good and the young niece of whoever works there that got to sing it looks so hopeful and really gives it her all, which makes it all the more hilarious. USHER IS GOING TO SEE THIS AND MAKE YOU FAMOUS SWEETEEE!
Really, B.J. Novak was here reading short stories like it was a sermon? Really? THE B.J. Novak? Like the B.J. Novak from The Office? He was here reading short stories on a pulpit like he was reading a sermon? NO FUCKING WAY! From The Office? NO. Fucking serious, I LOVED THAT SHOW!
Are you a beaver? Cuz dam.
It’s gross and weird how people are normal.